Something old
Something new
Something borrowed...

Something Blue

Willow: Harken all ye elements, I summon thee now. Control the outside, control within. Land and sea, fire and wind. Out of my passions, a web be spun. From this eve forth, my will be done. So mote it be. It is my will that my heart be healed. Now.

Willow: Spike's more important than me. I get it.
Giles: Buffy's gotta find out what's up with those commandos. Right now she needs Spike.
Willow: Well, fine. Why doesn't so just go marry him?
Buffy: It's just so sudden. I don't know what to say.
Spike: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
Buffy: Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes!

They kiss. Giles enter the room

Buffy: Giles! You'll never believe what's happened!

Buffy shows Giles the ring Spike has just given her

Buffy brings Spike a cup of blood and sits in his lap

Buffy: There's so much to decide. Ceremony, guests, reception...
Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.
Buffy: How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.
Spike: Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again — you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big-Pile-of-Dust.
Buffy: Stop it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke!
Spike: Oh, pouty! Look at that lip... gonna get it... gonna get it...
Buffy: Oh... stop...
Giles: Yes, please stop.

Buffy gets up and sits beside Giles

Buffy: I'm not crazy, and I know that you probably don't approve, and my father's not that far away, I mean, he could- but this day is about family — my real family — and I would like you to be the one to give me away.
Giles: Oh, Buffy! That's... that's so... Oh! For God's sake! This is nonsense. Something is making you act this way. Don't you realize what you're doing?
Buffy: Living a dream.
Spike: He's gonna have to take a bit of time to get used to it, pet.
Buffy: They all will. But you guys weren't crazy about Angel at first, either.
Spike: You weren't gonna say that name.
Buffy: Sorry. Why don't we talk about where we're going to register.
Spike: Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted? And, flowers Angel would have liked?
Buffy: Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're going to be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making... sweet love to me?

Buffy returns to Spike's lap and the kiss

Giles: A spell, I believe.
Buffy: Well, we'll fix it. Don't worry.
Spike: What you want is a general reversal spell. Gonna need supplies.
Giles: Are you... helping me?
Spike: Well, it's almost like you're my father-in-law, in'nt?

Buffy: I'm getting married — can you believe it?
Riley: I don't think "no" is a strong enough word.
Buffy: I know! It's crazy! I mean, we fought for all these years, and then... Sometimes you just look at someone, and you know... You know?
Riley: No...
Buffy: I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about each other.


Riley: Who is this guy? Does he go here?
Buffy: Spike? Oh, no... He's totally old.
Riley: Old.
Buffy: Well, not as old as my last boyfriend was.

Spike and Buffy talk about the cake toppers

Buffy: Aren't they a perfect little us?
Spike: I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human.
Buffy: Oh, red paint. We could smear a little on his mouth — blood of the innocent...
Spike: That's my girl...

They kiss

Giles: Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!
Buffy: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? ‘Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with Buffy?
Giles: Huh... such a good question.
Spike: Well, it's a terrible name.
Buffy: My mother gave me that name.
Spike: Your mother, yeah, she's a genius.
Buffy: Don't you start in on my mother.

Anya: Why are you holding hands?

Buffy and Spike look at each other

Spike: They have to hear it sooner or later...
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
Spike: (to Buffy) What are you lookin' at?
Buffy: The man I love.

They kiss

Xander: Can I be blind, too?

Xander: Why does he have to come?
Buffy: Xander, Spike is going to be my husband. I want him included.
Spike: I agree with Xander here. Seems like a lot of work for people who hunt us.
Buffy: Spike, these are my friends. Besides, it's kinda my job.
Spike: For now.
Buffy: What? You want me to stop working?
Spike: Let's see — do I want you to give up killing all my friends? Yeah, I've given it some thought.
Spike: They're strong, and I can't fight. If they get in, I don't know if I can protect you.
Buffy: You think you have to protect me?
Spike: Oh, not with the Girl-Power bit!
Willow: Let the healing power begin. Let my will be safe again. As these words of peace are spoken, let this harmful spell be broken.

Spike and Buffy are kissing...

Buffy: Oh, ugh...
Spike: Oh, bloody hell!

They get apart

Buffy: Spike lips! Lips of Spike!

Spike: Don't I get a cookie?
Buffy: No.
Spike: Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
Buffy: You're a pig, Spike.
Spike: Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.
Buffy: That was the spell.

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