SPIKE BY SPIKE
Who do you
kill for fun around here? (School Hard)
I was actually
at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off
a flower person, and I spent
the next six hours watchin' my hand move. (School
Do you know
what I find works real good with Slayers?
Killing them. (School Hard)
I just like
them* (*weapons). They make me feel
all manly. (School Hard)
Slayer I killed... she begged for her life.
You* (*Buffy) don't strike
me as the begging kind. (School Hard)
you take the killing for granted. And then
it's gone, and you're like,
'I wish I'd appreciated it more.' Stopped and
smelled the corpses, you
tricky. Baby likes to play. (Halloween)
to tell you* (*Angel), it made me sick to my
stomach seeing you being the
Slayer's lap dog. (Innocence)
I did a
couple of Slayer in my time, I don't like to
brag. Who am I kidding? I
love to brag!
to talk big, vampires do... (Becoming 2)
I like this
world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester
United. And you've got people.
Billions of people walking around like Happy
Meals with legs. (Becoming
I need a
curse. A curse! Y'know, something nasty.
Boils. I wanna give him* (*Angel)
boils all over his face. You know, dripping
pustules. Let's really go for
the gusto here. Leprosy! All right, a spell
that makes his parts fall off.
That sounds proper. (Lover's Walk)
smell... Your neck... (Lover's Walk)
belongs with me. (Lover's Walk)
& Buffy) not friends. You'll never be
friends. You'll be in love
till it kills you both. You'll fight, and
you'll shag, and you'll hate
each other till it makes you quiver, but
you'll never be friends. Love
isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood
screaming inside you to work
its will. (Lover's Walk)
I may be
love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to
admit it. (Lover's Walk)
her* (*Dru), wherever she is, tie her
up, torture her until she
likes me again. Love's a funny thing. (Lover's
it take to pry apart the Slayer's dimpled
knees? (The Harsh Light of
Mmm. I hate
being obvious. All fangy and "rrrr!" Takes the
mystery out. (The Initiative)
that Spike had a little trip to the vet and
now he doesn't chase the other
puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I
can't even hit people. (Pangs)
I came to
you* (*Buffy) in friendship. Well, all
right, seething hatred, but
I've got useful information, and I feel I'm
being mistreated. (Pangs)
say no to a brandy. (Pangs)
of the world isn't people making friends. You
had better weapons, and you
massacred them. End of story. (Pangs)
is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if
you make me miss it, I'll-
won't have you* (*Giles) doin' mojo on me if
you can't read properly. You
might turn me into a stink beetle or what all.
What I am, a bleeding broken record? I'm bad!
It's just... I can't bite
anymore. (Goodbye Iowa)
And I should
do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting
cunning sweater sets? (Out
of My Mind)
I will know
your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my
chalice... and drink deep.
(Out of My Mind)
Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there! That
nasty little face, that...
bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole
sodding holier-than-thou attitude!
(Out of My Mind)
You know, I really hope so because God knows
you* (*Buffy) need
some satisfaction in life besides shagging
Captain Cardboard and I never
really liked you anyway and... and you have
stupid hair. (No Place Like
want to learn all about how I bested the
Slayers and you want to learn
fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end.
Pay up. (Fool For Love)
I'm a good
man. (William - Fool For Love)
a vampire is a profound and powerful
experience. I could feel this new
strength coursing through me. Getting killed
made me feel alive for the
very first time. (Fool For Love)
if you're looking for fun, there's death,
there's glory and sod all else,
right? (Fool For Love)
has a death wish. (Fool For Love)
I can feel it, Slayer. You know you want to
dance. (Fool For Love)
Ain't love grand? (Into the
so unusual. Two people... in the workplace...
feelings develop. (Crush)
And I can
be good too. I've changed, Buffy. (Crush)
I'm through playing. Bloody
through playing. (Crush)
I... love you* (*Buffy).
You're all I bloody think about. Dream about.
You're in my gut... my throat...
I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in
bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?
What the hell does it take?
Why... do you bitches torture me? (Crush)
something, Buffy. It's not pretty, but it's
real, and there's nothing either
one of us can do about it. (Crush)
what, bitch* (*Glory). I'm not telling
you jack. You're never gonna
get your sodding key, 'cause you might be
strong, but in our world, you're
an idiot. (Intervention)
words, the Slayer is going to kick your* (*Glory)
ass back to whatever place would take a cheap,
whorish, fashion victim
ex-god like you. (Intervention)
the lady* (*Joyce). She was decent.
She didn't put on airs. She
always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never
treated me like a freak.
not good, and I'm okay. (Tough Love)
Person I loved. I'd do it. (Tough Love)
life. Why do you think we eat it? It's what
keeps you going. Makes you
warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than
dead. (The Gift)
knew I'd go down fightin'. (The Gift)
I know you'll* (*Buffy)
never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But
you treat me like a man.
And that's... (The Gift)
Watcher* (*Giles). Did your life pass
before your eyes? Cuppa tea,
cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? (Bargaining
thing about magic. There's always
But I want
you to know I did save you. Not when it
counted, of course, but... after
that. Every night after that. I'd see it all
again... do something different.
Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of
times, lots of different ways...
Every night I save you. (Afterlife)
a creature of the darkness. Like me. Try on my
world. See how good it feels.
(burba weed) in with the blood. Makes it all
hot'n spicy. (All the Way)
these days, eh? (All the Way)
But since I'm
only dead to you
I'm saying stay away. And let me rest in
More, With Feeling)
Someday he'll be a real boy. (Once More,
I bear is scorching me Buffy's laughing, I've
no doubt I hope she fries
I'm free if that bitch dies! I better help her
out. (Once More, With
Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks,
oh God! I'm English! (Tabula
I must be
a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of
redemption. I help the hopeless.
I'm a vampire with a soul. (Tabula Rasa)
I'm a hero
really. I mean, to be cast such an ugly lot in
life and then to rise above
it. To seek out better, nobler things. It's
inspirational, isn't it? (Tabula
A man can
I knew the only thing better than killing a
slayer would be f- (Wrecked)
life? Got another name for that. Dead. (Gone)
hurt... the one you love, pet. (Dead Things)
wanna slip away for a minute, luv? I'll let
you blow out my candles. (Older
and Far Away)
he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet?
Maybe he'll let you* (*Buffy)
ride in that little basket in the front.
Jealous my ass. (Older and
bloody funny coming from you* (*Buffy)! No
more games? That's all you've
ever done is play me. You keep playing with
rules you make up as you like.
You know what I am. You've always known. You
come to me all the same. (As
grand. (Seeing Red)
is wild and passionate and dangerous... it
burns and consumes. (Seeing
chip. Steel and wires and silicon. It won't
let me be a monster. And I
can't be a man. I'm nothing. (Seeing Red)
Give me what I want. Make me
I was, so Buffy can get what she deserves. (Grave)
I'm not fast! Not a quick
I'm just a guy who can lend a
hand if you'll let me, Slayer. (Beneath You)
I can't say sorry, I can't use
forgive me. All I can say is... Buffy... I've
changed. (Beneath You)
I can be useful, 'cause,
I've got nothing better to do. Make use of me
if you* (*Buffy) want.
Costume... Didn't help.
hide. (Beneath You)
Hey, hey, hey! No touching. Am
I flesh? Am I flesh to you* (*Buffy)?
The spark. I wanted to give
what you deserved. And I got it. They put the
spark in me, and now all
it does is burn. (Beneath You)
Why does a man do what he
For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who
would never... To be the
kind of *man*. (Beneath You)
And she shall look on him with
forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and
love... and he will be loved.
I'm a bad man. William is a
man. I hurt the girl. (Help)
I hurt you, Buffy. And I will
pay. I am paying. Because I hurt the girl. (Help)
Don't let him hurt the girl. (Help)
Here to help. No hurting the
No, bollocks to the whole
I don't need your* (*Buffy's) mollycoddling. (Him)
I'm in trouble, Buffy... (Selfless)
I could never ask* (*for
Not after... (Selfless)
I don't have anywhere else to
No. Not the chip, not the chip
damn it. You honestly think I'd go to the end
of the underworld and back
to get my soul and then... Buffy, I can barely
live with what I did. It
haunts me. All of it. If you think I would add
to the body count now, you
are crazy. (Sleeper)
This chip... They did it to
I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my
own... For you* (*Buffy).
I've killed, and I can feel
I can feel every one of them. (Sleeper)
Help me. Can you help me? (Sleeper)
I have come to redefine the
pain and suffering since I fell in love with
you* (*Buffy). (Never
Soul's not all about moonbeams
and pennywhistles, luv. It's about
self-loathing. I get it. Had to travel
'round the world, but I understand you* (*Buffy)
now. I understand
the violence inside. (Never Leave
As bad as I was, as evil and
wretched as I was, I never truly hated myself
back then. Not like I do
now. (Never Leave Me)
Because she* (*Buffy)
in me. (Bring on the Night)
She* (*Buffy) will
for me. She will come for me. She will come...
for... She will come for...
She will come... She will come for me...
She... will come for me. (Showtime)
Think I still dream of a crypt
for two with a white picket fence? (First
Well, there's always those
like the look. Bad boy, you know, does it for
some of them. (First Date)
I went to great lengths. Lots
of trouble. And now I'm unique. Well, more or
less. Got myself a soul.
Whatever that means. (Get it Done)
I did this for you* (*Buffy)!
The soul, the changes, it's what you wanted! (Get
I reformed way before you* (*Faith)
did. (Dirty Girls)
I'm nothing like Angel.
dull as a table lamp. And we have very
different coloring. (Dirty Girls)
See, the genius of it is you
it* (*onion) in ice water for an hour
so it holds its shape. Then
you deep-fry it, root-side up, for about 5
minutes. (Empty Places)
You're her friends, and you
her* (*Buffy) like this? (Touched)
I don't exactly have a
for being a thinker. I follow my blood...
which doesn't exactly rush in
the direction of my brain... (Touched)
A hundred-plus years... And
only one thing I've ever been sure of: you* (*Buffy).
You're a hell of a woman.
the one, Buffy. (Touched)
I don't want to be this
and athletic. We all have crosses to bear... (Touched)
All I did was... hold you* (*Buffy).
Watch you sleep. And it was the best night of
my life. (End of Days)
I can feel it, Buffy. My soul.
It's really there. Kinda stings. (Chosen)
You* (*Buffy) beat 'em
back, it's for me to do the clean up. (Chosen)
I wanna see how it ends.
Bugger! (Just Rewards)
I must be in hell. (Just
...I save the world, throw
onto the proverbial hand grenade for love,
honor, and all the right reasons,
and what do I get? Bloody well toasted and
ghosted is what I get, isn't
it? It's not fair!(Just Rewards)
I fought for my soul. Went
the demon trials. Almost did me in a dozen
times over, but I kept fighting.
'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. (Destiny)
I'm nothing like you!*
...But, uh... for a demon... I
never did think that much about the nature of
evil. No. Just threw myself
in. Thought it was a party. I liked the rush.
I liked the crunch. Never
did look back at the victims. (Damage)
...But this is important,
happening here. Fred gave her life for it. The
least I can do is give what's
left of mine. (Shells)
Finally got ourselves a decent
brawl. (Not fade Away)