Who do you kill for fun around here? (School Hard)

I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move. (School Hard)

Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them. (School Hard)

I just like them* (*weapons). They make me feel all manly. (School Hard)

The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life. You* (*Buffy) don't strike me as the begging kind. (School Hard)

You know... you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone, and you're like, 'I wish I'd appreciated it more.' Stopped and smelled the corpses, you know?

She's* (*Buffy) tricky. Baby likes to play. (Halloween)

I've got to tell you* (*Angel), it made me sick to my stomach seeing you being the Slayer's lap dog. (Innocence)

I did a couple of Slayer in my time, I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!

We like to talk big, vampires do... (Becoming 2)

I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. (Becoming 2)

I need a curse. A curse! Y'know, something nasty. Boils. I wanna give him* (*Angel) boils all over his face. You know, dripping pustules. Let's really go for the gusto here. Leprosy! All right, a spell that makes his parts fall off. That sounds proper. (Lover's Walk)

Mmm. That smell... Your neck... (Lover's Walk)

Bloody hell!

She* (*Dru) belongs with me. (Lover's Walk)

You're* (*Angel & Buffy) not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will. (Lover's Walk)

I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. (Lover's Walk)

I'll find her* (*Dru), wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing. (Lover's Walk)

Love hurts, baby!

What did it take to pry apart the Slayer's dimpled knees? (The Harsh Light of the Day)

Mmm. I hate being obvious. All fangy and "rrrr!" Takes the mystery out. (The Initiative)

I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people. (Pangs)

I came to you* (*Buffy) in friendship. Well, all right, seething hatred, but I've got useful information, and I feel I'm being mistreated. (Pangs)

Sod off!

I wouldn't say no to a brandy. (Pangs)

The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story. (Pangs)

"Passions" is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll- (Something Blue)

Well, I won't have you* (*Giles) doin' mojo on me if you can't read properly. You might turn me into a stink beetle or what all. (Something Blue)

Spike: Hey! What I am, a bleeding broken record? I'm bad! It's just... I can't bite anymore. (Goodbye Iowa)

And I should do what in my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets? (Out of My Mind)

I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice... and drink deep. (Out of My Mind)

Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there! That nasty little face, that... bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude! (Out of My Mind)

Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you* (*Buffy) need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair. (No Place Like Home)

You* (*Buffy) want to learn all about how I bested the Slayers and you want to learn fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end. Pay up. (Fool For Love)

I'm a good man. (William - Fool For Love)

Bugger it!

Becoming a vampire is a profound and powerful experience. I could feel this new strength coursing through me. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time. (Fool For Love)

I mean, if you're looking for fun, there's death, there's glory and sod all else, right? (Fool For Love)

Every Slayer... has a death wish. (Fool For Love)

Come on. I can feel it, Slayer. You know you want to dance. (Fool For Love)

Ain't love grand? (Into the Woods)

It's not so unusual. Two people... in the workplace... feelings develop. (Crush)

And I can be good too. I've changed, Buffy. (Crush)

I'm through playing. Bloody well through playing. (Crush)

I... love you* (*Buffy). You're all I bloody think about. Dream about. You're in my gut... my throat... I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you. (Crush)


What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women? What the hell does it take? Why... do you bitches torture me? (Crush)

We have something, Buffy. It's not pretty, but it's real, and there's nothing either one of us can do about it. (Crush)

And guess what, bitch* (*Glory). I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot. (Intervention)

Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your* (*Glory) skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you. (Intervention)

I liked the lady* (*Joyce). She was decent. She didn't put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never treated me like a freak. (Forever)

Well, I'm not good, and I'm okay. (Tough Love)

Right person. Person I loved. I'd do it. (Tough Love)

Blood is life. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. (The Gift)

Hey. Always knew I'd go down fightin'. (The Gift)

I know you'll* (*Buffy) never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man. And that's... (The Gift)

Oh, poor Watcher* (*Giles). Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? (Bargaining 1)

That's the thing about magic. There's always consequences. (Afterlife)

But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Every night I save you. (Afterlife)

You're* (*Buffy) a creature of the darkness. Like me. Try on my world. See how good it feels. (Life Serial)

Stir it (burba weed) in with the blood. Makes it all hot'n spicy. (All the Way)

Yeah, kids these days, eh? (All the Way)

But since I'm only dead to you I'm saying stay away. And let me rest in peace. (Once More, With Feeling)

Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy. (Once More, With Feeling)

The torch I bear is scorching me Buffy's laughing, I've no doubt I hope she fries I'm free if that bitch dies! I better help her out. (Once More, With Feeling)

Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English! (Tabula Rasa)

I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul. (Tabula Rasa)

I'm a hero really. I mean, to be cast such an ugly lot in life and then to rise above it. To seek out better, nobler things. It's inspirational, isn't it? (Tabula Rasa)

A man can change. (Smashed)

I knew. I knew the only thing better than killing a slayer would be f- (Wrecked)

Free of life? Got another name for that. Dead. (Gone)

You always hurt... the one you love, pet. (Dead Things)

You* (*Buffy) wanna slip away for a minute, luv? I'll let you blow out my candles. (Older and Far Away)

You think he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet? Maybe he'll let you* (*Buffy) ride in that little basket in the front. Jealous my ass. (Older and Far Away)

Well, that's bloody funny coming from you* (*Buffy)! No more games? That's all you've ever done is play me. You keep playing with rules you make up as you like. You know what I am. You've always known. You come to me all the same. (As You Were)

Ain't love grand. (Seeing Red)

Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous... it burns and consumes. (Seeing Red)

It's the chip. Steel and wires and silicon. It won't let me be a monster. And I can't be a man. I'm nothing. (Seeing Red)

Give me what I want. Make me what I was, so Buffy can get what she deserves. (Grave)

I'm not fast! Not a quick study! (Lessons)

I'm just a guy who can lend a hand if you'll let me, Slayer. (Beneath You)

I can't say sorry, I can't use forgive me. All I can say is... Buffy... I've changed. (Beneath You)

I can be useful, 'cause, honestly, I've got nothing better to do. Make use of me if you* (*Buffy) want. (Beneath You)

Costume... Didn't help. Couldn't hide. (Beneath You)

Hey, hey, hey! No touching. Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you* (*Buffy)? (Beneath You)

The spark. I wanted to give you* (*Buffy) what you deserved. And I got it. They put the spark in me, and now all it does is burn. (Beneath You)

Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would never... To be the kind of *man*. (Beneath You)

And she shall look on him with forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and love... and he will be loved. (Beneath You)

I'm a bad man. William is a baaad man. I hurt the girl. (Help)

I hurt you, Buffy. And I will pay. I am paying. Because I hurt the girl. (Help)

Don't let him hurt the girl. (Help)

Here to help. No hurting the girl. (Help)

No, bollocks to the whole thing. I don't need your* (*Buffy's) mollycoddling. (Him)

I'm in trouble, Buffy... (Selfless)

I could never ask* (*for help). Not after... (Selfless)

I don't have anywhere else to go. (Selfless)

No. Not the chip, not the chip damn it. You honestly think I'd go to the end of the underworld and back to get my soul and then... Buffy, I can barely live with what I did. It haunts me. All of it. If you think I would add to the body count now, you are crazy. (Sleeper)

This chip... They did it to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own... For you* (*Buffy). (Sleeper)

I've killed, and I can feel them. I can feel every one of them. (Sleeper)

Help me. Can you help me? (Sleeper)

I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you* (*Buffy). (Never Leave Me)

Soul's not all about moonbeams and pennywhistles, luv. It's about self-loathing. I get it. Had to travel 'round the world, but I understand you* (*Buffy) now. I understand the violence inside. (Never Leave Me)

As bad as I was, as evil and as wretched as I was, I never truly hated myself back then. Not like I do now. (Never Leave Me)

Get bent!

Because she* (*Buffy) believes in me. (Bring on the Night)

She* (*Buffy) will come for me. She will come for me. She will come... for... She will come for... She will come... She will come for me... She... will come for me. (Showtime)

Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? (First Date)

Well, there's always those that like the look. Bad boy, you know, does it for some of them. (First Date)

I went to great lengths. Lots of trouble. And now I'm unique. Well, more or less. Got myself a soul. Whatever that means. (Get it Done)

I did this for you* (*Buffy)! The soul, the changes, it's what you wanted! (Get it Done)

I reformed way before you* (*Faith) did. (Dirty Girls)

I'm nothing like Angel. Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring. (Dirty Girls)

See, the genius of it is you soak it* (*onion) in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it, root-side up, for about 5 minutes. (Empty Places)

You're her friends, and you betray her* (*Buffy) like this? (Touched)

I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood... which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain... (Touched)

A hundred-plus years... And there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you* (*Buffy). (Touched)

You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy. (Touched)

I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear... (Touched)

All I did was... hold you* (*Buffy). Watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. (End of Days)

I can feel it, Buffy. My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings. (Chosen)

You* (*Buffy) beat 'em back, it's for me to do the clean up. (Chosen)

 I wanna see how it ends. (Chosen)

On Angel

Bugger! (Just Rewards)

I must be in hell. (Just Rewards)

...I save the world, throw myself onto the proverbial hand grenade for love, honor, and all the right reasons, and what do I get? Bloody well toasted and ghosted is what I get, isn't it? It's not fair!(Just Rewards)

I fought for my soul. Went through the demon trials. Almost did me in a dozen times over, but I kept fighting. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. (Destiny)

I'm nothing like you!* (*Angel) (Destiny)

...But, uh... for a demon... I never did think that much about the nature of evil. No. Just threw myself in. Thought it was a party. I liked the rush. I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims. (Damage)

...But this is important, what's happening here. Fred gave her life for it. The least I can do is give what's left of mine. (Shells)

Finally got ourselves a decent brawl. (Not fade Away)