::Methos::

Joe, help me out here. I mean - 5,000 years of wisdom? Him? (Richie Ryan)

"I am Methos. You live to serve me. Never forget that."

"Look at me, MacLeod. I didn't last 5,000 years by worrying about anyone but myself."

"It's good to be a myth"

"Like you said, I go with the Winner."

"History makes men, MacLeod, men don't make history."

"The world doesn't change, not in 500 years, not in 5000. It's only the details that change."

"Lure him outside and take his head. Problem solved."

"If you start asking questions of people, sooner or later they start asking questions of you."

"You cannot fight my battles for me."

"Immortals are a part of history. They are a part of the truth."

"Live, Grow Stronger, Fight Another Day"

"Life is about change. Civilizations rise and fall."

"Paris is too full of Parisians, even the French don't like Paris."

"I saw Christians facing the lions. Some of them looked almost happy to die for their faith... Then afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions."

"I've known a lot of us in 5000 years MacLeod, and of them all you were the best I'd seen."

"That's the way it is for them. So little time for them to see anything or do anything." (About mortals)

"It was a way to keep track of the others, to stay clear of them." (On being a Watcher)

"I want to see me live happily ever after even more."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

"A couple of medieval songwriters come up with the idea of chivalry one rainy day, and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by an ideal that was trendy when you were a kid!" (To Duncan 'boy scout' MacLeod)

"Yak butter plays hell with the digestion."

"I find it safer not to make a habit of it, no..." (About trusting people)

"That'd be too much of a commitment for me to make." (About getting married to an Immortal)

"If I judged Kronos worthy to die, I judged myself the same way."

"Start small and build."

"To make great music you have to experience life."

"Ah, the passion of youth."

"Blind loyalty, very common in the young."

"Yeah, look at disco." (Agreeing that young people commit mistakes sometimes)

"People living forever, running around cutting each others' heads off with swords... It'll be filed away with alien abductions and Elvis sightings."

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? ... Buddha? Sorry, Joe. I'm just a guy."

"He wants to divide the world up into good and bad. Well it's not that simple. We are all both, good and evil, we have rage and compassion, we have love and hate - murder and forgiveness."

Listen, I'm sorry I disappointed you, kid. (To Richie Ryan)